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An Original Joke for You -- "The SMITE Button"

Spiritual gifts are being observed more often today as the human race becomes closer to accepting what was once thought to be supernatural. The gifts, however, are tempered with the fruits of the spirit.
The strongest, most life changing gift, the power to smite, is one that is heavily controlled by temperance and longsuffering. Not just any “believer” is given smite power, a.k.a. the lightening bolt. In fact, no one for the past 20 centuries has exhibited this power. This is possibly because no one for the past 20 centuries has had discernment enough to know the proper usage. Indeed, only direct contact with one’s ultimate authority allows this dynamic energy source to flow through one to the extent that charges are emitted from the bearer.
And yet, once the oneness is achieved with the ultimate authority, the need to exhibit this forceful power is eliminated. For knowing the ability is within you to smite as well as to preserve life is true power.
Those grand masters who know the true comedic plan of having the power but not using it give each other the watchword: May the farce be with you!

posted by Shirley @ Thursday, February 22, 2007